Animals, Dogs and Miscellaneous: Our pride and joy - FML

Our pride and joy

By trgtyo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00

Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML

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I want a dog

By Haze - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:54

Well, if you just graduated, sure, that's understandable. But if its been up for a bit, don't be so touchy. They're allowed to change things around. I get the feeling you don't live at home?

pocket_sized 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:54

that's gonna happen to me in about 6 months...except mine mine will be replaced by a chihuahua

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effyourlife_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:27

painted pictures are nicer anyways. who wants a huge picture of their son in a living room? maybe they'll put it in another spot that's less annoying

SwingSea 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At least you have a hilarious story to share with everyone!

ellameno 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:54

So what. Yours needs to stay up forever? People do like to change the way a room looks.

StephieP 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:32

it sounds like something my dad would do but his german shepard is his baby. he carries her and everything. her birthday and my brother's birthday are on the same day and they both got cake...

CaptainDude86 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:20

oh....look-a-da-puppy

justxdream 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:30

#38-FAAAAAILLL HAHAHA

jnic 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:36

Oh get over yourself. Paintings are way cooler to hang up than photos, whether it's a child or a dog or a landscape or a still life. Also, any REAL photographer would put someone in the senior portrait business to shame, so your pictures probably aren't that good anyway.

emilyandenvy 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:56

Dogs these days ;)

slutmuffin 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:57

#49 - what exactly is "FAAAAAILLL" about my post? 0.o

surprise_101 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:16

No offense, but there are probably so many other pictures of you in that house, my dog is like my child, I'm proud of him and there's pictures of him in my house. So it's not a bad thing, you should be proud if you have a beautiful dog

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