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If they don't respond to a decent time. Everyone gets up at the crack of dawn. Choices will be made
Fortunately, you can use cold coffee to make iced coffee. If you have one of those hand-cranked ice shavers, you can even make iced cappuccino.
They "refused" to get up? What, did they bolt themselves to their beds? Be the parent and drag their asses out and tell them to get moving.
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Be the parent and make them get up.
If they don't respond to a decent time. Everyone gets up at the crack of dawn. Choices will be made