Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 836
You deserved it 4 725

Same thing different taste

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PSQ91 6

At least you know your home is safe.

Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

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derpy_batman 4

His fist as opposed to what, his penis?