Kids and Family: Not my problem - FML

Not my problem

By AlreadyFullPlate - 27/06/2026 09:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my husband is mad at me. Why? The family from his brother's wife's side isn't lifting a finger to help during her pregnancy. Observing this, I informed him that I would not be supporting her post-delivery, as my job and my kids are my priority. He thinks I offended him and his family for some reason. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 27 June 2026 15:01

Why is your husband so concerned about your sister-in-law? Yes pregnancy is a hell of an experience but if they're still together it's your brother-in-law's responsibility, not your husband's. He shouldn't get involved.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 27 June 2026 15:01

Why is your husband so concerned about your sister-in-law? Yes pregnancy is a hell of an experience but if they're still together it's your brother-in-law's responsibility, not your husband's. He shouldn't get involved.

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