Miscellaneous: No time like the present

No time like the present

By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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You deserved it 4 406

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 153

On the fence

By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 008

You deserved it 26 798

Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 724

You deserved it 3 455

Ghost rider

By mellbelle32 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 589

You deserved it 3 585

By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 840

You deserved it 21 875

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

Don't hate the player…

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 284

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 647

By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 546

You deserved it 172

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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You deserved it 8 946

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

extremenoodles 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:43

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground ****-fighting night.

Comments

dannydude1 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:08

ydi for baptizing your son.

zemo999 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:01

Gezzz people assume a lot, even with no facts...

snizzlesnuzzle 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:25

one more reason to hate policia.

evilcartman 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:42

haha buy him an ice cream for owning you

rshandr0ulette 0

Monday 8 November 2010 19:00

that's what you get for being friends with a cop. they're assholes

koudielolz 0

Monday 8 November 2010 19:21

wow your friend seems like douche

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 8 November 2010 20:20

Yeah, FYL for having family members that are criminals. but YDI for not expecting them to be arrested when you invited your COP friend over. Law and justice FTW!