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No kinkshaming, but come on…

esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Yummy

lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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YoStephy123 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

aback 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

Jennydew 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:55

Uh, psycho!! YDI because it sounds like you had sex with him anyway.

whyme_ss 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:10

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY 4 YEAR OLD hahahahaaaaa and btw ydi for still having sex w/ him

lostguy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:14

reminds me of that Weird Al Yankovic "Eat It" song lol ^_^

TobyLuckhurst 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic! FYL!

Darling_Darkling 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:51

my boyfriend did that to me once, but with crunchy nut cornflakes xD.

Cesilia 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:45

Sometimes I wish there was a Q and A after FML's. I'm so curious as to if they actually proceed to have sex after this, what kind of doughnut it was, how old and gross the doughnut was, and if he got it from a box. How am I supposed to know if this is a FML or not without these factors included?