Health, Annoying and Cute: No fun allowed - FML

No fun allowed

By Annie S. - 16/07/2026 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend and toddler little sister were happily being silly, with each other going "WHOA!!!" and acting like they were being blown around by a huge gust of wind… every time, right after I'd sneezed, which I have been doing all morning. FML

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Pyrocrashe 12

Friday 17 July 2026 1:14

that's not an fml, that's a cute story about your boyfriend keeping your younger sister entertained through laughs and giggles. Grow up.

JuneBleeds4 20

Friday 17 July 2026 7:24

You need to lighten up, OP.

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Pyrocrashe 12

Friday 17 July 2026 1:14

that's not an fml, that's a cute story about your boyfriend keeping your younger sister entertained through laughs and giggles. Grow up.

DLBL 21

Friday 17 July 2026 2:50

Thank you. This person doesn't understand the concept of FML.

JuneBleeds4 20

Friday 17 July 2026 7:24

You need to lighten up, OP.

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