Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 641 You deserved it 4 599 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 124 You deserved it 20 772
Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 871 You deserved it 34 002
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 076 You deserved it 652
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML I agree, your life sucks 1 005 You deserved it 103
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 You deserved it 684
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML I agree, your life sucks 411 You deserved it 125
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!