Smells and Kids: Nice, thanks

Nice, thanks

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:19

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

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Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Kids are brutally honest.

Comments

Masta_Blasta 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 11:00

ydi for smelling funny.

cmmliker277 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:59

My name is Jen too but i don't smell funny! :-/

antonioohama 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:55

WTF?

Doctor_X17 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 0:51

bwahaha... that's adorable. little kids just say things like that because they don't understand that it might make you feel bad. also, the wording isn't so straight-forward, so it's possible she just didn't like your perfume or something. hopefully you don't stink.