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By did I wake up in a porn? - 15/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML

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You deserved it 746

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By Boomerang - 04/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML

I agree, your life sucks 148

You deserved it 979

By oliviakelly25 - 09/10/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 059

You deserved it 87 095

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 446

You deserved it 694

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 153

You deserved it 983

By laterchoice - 02/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 200

You deserved it 5 292

Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00

Today, after being unable to convince my crush her boyfriend is cheating on her, I showed her footage of him kissing another woman. Turns out, not only is he not cheating, but she and him are in a polyamorous relationship with that woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 295

You deserved it 1 753

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 493

You deserved it 5 927

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 657

You deserved it 3 453

By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 117

You deserved it 4 255

By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 910

You deserved it 332

FluffythePink 23

Tuesday 16 July 2024 9:46

That's one hell of a Pro Boss move the new gf pulled there. 👏👏👏👏

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 16 July 2024 7:47

Or dump him and go looking for a third together.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 16 July 2024 7:47

Or dump him and go looking for a third together.

FluffythePink 23

Tuesday 16 July 2024 9:46

That's one hell of a Pro Boss move the new gf pulled there. 👏👏👏👏

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 16 July 2024 10:11

You deserve a throuple!

emmalou 19

Tuesday 16 July 2024 22:13

maybe look at this as a good thing 😁

wrecklesswfire 3

Wednesday 17 July 2024 0:06

you know what? you only live once, go for it!

Brightside86 30

Saturday 20 July 2024 21:38

Speech 100

vikkivale 2

Tuesday 23 July 2024 19:16

Go for it. why not?

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