Transportation, Sex, Drunk and Cars: Never again

Never again

By Anonymous - 05/05/2017 02:00

Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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You deserved it 537

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 071

By _guy_j - 06/09/2015 03:11 - United States - Glendora

Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML

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You deserved it 3 395

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 460

You deserved it 3 154

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 288

You deserved it 17 049

By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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You deserved it 1 409

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

Boozehound alert

By guiltyschuldig49 - 25/04/2020 23:00

Today, I'm exhausted. For the second time, my fiancé and I have pulled my future sister-in-law off the pavement naked and drunk at 3 a.m. and couldn't find the purse or glasses she had with her. She’s hungover and has completely blacked out what happened. Never again giving her a place to crash. FML

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You deserved it 247

Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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You deserved it 10 286

hunterseal 18

Friday 5 May 2017 3:28

Should have braked suddenly and allot lol. Gross as it is I don't think you'd forgive yourself if they drove drunk and harmed themselves or others.

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 5 May 2017 2:13

Going at it as in fighting, or going at it as in another f word?

Comments

DrowningLessons 19

Friday 5 May 2017 20:04

why didn't you record them and blackmailed them.

InsomiacZombie 5

Friday 5 May 2017 20:16

wfeh rg

loserman67 35

Friday 5 May 2017 20:49

You should have found a secluded spot, pulled over and tried for the threesome

MitiMiki 16

Friday 5 May 2017 21:31

As rude as they were, please pick them up EVERY time they need a ride. Your goodwill may save somebodies life.

rhiannonleesarah 14

Saturday 6 May 2017 3:58

I would have pulled over and kicked them out of the car

Hippo_Holiday 19

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:15

Time to cover the chairs with tin foil

Ms_Monster 6

Saturday 6 May 2017 23:11

Why do people tolerate such disrespect? I would have stopped the car and screamed at them to get the **** out and walk home. Being drunk is no excuse.