My son (18) plugged his phone into my PC to charge it up. It... - FML

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By scared for life - 11/07/2017 15:38

My son (18) plugged his phone into my PC to charge it up. It decided to download all of the pics from the phone to my computer. Typical 18 yr old male with a plethora of snatch pics of his troglodyte girlfriend. I will never get the image of that grizzled hatchet wound out of my head. fml

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GhostFox 33

Monday 17 July 2017 15:14

I'd have more empathy for you if you weren't calling a teenage girl a troglodyte. Instead, I think you are an asshole and deserve a swift kick to the balls.

SDLBW 7

Tuesday 18 July 2017 0:47

Try to imagine a love child between uncle fester and old gregg.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 17 July 2017 15:14

I'd have more empathy for you if you weren't calling a teenage girl a troglodyte. Instead, I think you are an asshole and deserve a swift kick to the balls.

SDLBW 7

Tuesday 18 July 2017 0:47

Try to imagine a love child between uncle fester and old gregg.

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