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By No One - 18/01/2017 09:15 - United States - New York
My mom is a stripper at a club, she told me now that my boyfriend has a job he should give me money.I found it funny so I told my boyfriend.I ended up needing to borrow money for an uber home from his house. He said I am whore like my mother and dumped me.I was willing to pay him double. FML
Okay so first, your mother is only a ***** if she exchanges sex for money, NOT if lonely men give her money to dance. Second, that guy was obvious trash if he isn't willing to assure you get to your home.
Okay so first, your mother is only a ***** if she exchanges sex for money, NOT if lonely men give her money to dance. Second, that guy was obvious trash if he isn't willing to assure you get to your home.
Good riddance!
Okay so first, your mother is only a ***** if she exchanges sex for money, NOT if lonely men give her money to dance. Second, that guy was obvious trash if he isn't willing to assure you get to your home.