My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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athos1237 4

YDI for not walking over and "talking" to his penis. Now if he turned you down by having his penis say "no" I'd give you a huge FYL, but not for this. Quit embarrassing Texas with this nonsense.

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qwerty123456789 0

I agree. Maybe the reason he was talking to his penis was because it was lonely and wanted some "attention".

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Emma_91 0

hahahaha!!! ^_^ This is an amazing FML. #59 is EPIC!

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Emma_91 0

So I'm guessing you're a virgin right? Must be pretty lonely if talking to your dick is the most action you get...

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Emma_91 0

Arent' you taking this FML a little too seriously?

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lettertjes 0

"my husband has a sense of humour and I don't, boohoo"

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plexico 3

Lady Gaga would be pleased that he put on his "Poke Her" Face.

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