Today, my husband decided out of nowhere to start talking to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2018 08:23

Today, my husband decided out of nowhere to start talking to his ex lover, who he lied to me about and basically cheated on me with her when we were dating, then after we got married he continued to talk to her, profess his love for her, and exchange nudes. It's been 3 years. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 3:46

Divorce him, and take him for everything you can. Asshole deserves it.

interesting33 36

Saturday 25 August 2018 14:17

honestly OP, based on this it doesn't sound like your husband respects you. You need to get out. based on this fml. Find someone who deserves you and values you

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interesting33 36

Saturday 25 August 2018 14:17

honestly OP, based on this it doesn't sound like your husband respects you. You need to get out. based on this fml. Find someone who deserves you and values you

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 3:46

Divorce him, and take him for everything you can. Asshole deserves it.

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 23 September 2018 11:57

I think a quote from my favourite movie, The First Wives Club, applies: "Don't get mad. Get everything."

Amanda Jaworski 23

Sunday 26 August 2018 13:24

Why have you kept yourself in this position for 3 years?

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