Today, the woman I thought I would marry told me that any sons we have would have to have their genitals mutilated. FML

Confused about what? And would you get yourself circumcised? Circumcision is not needed on boys, and it’s misinformation that lead to a campaign in the 70’s/80’s over claims of hygiene that made a lot of boys circumcised. Myself was a victim of this campaign. Many times this caused nerve damage and even ended up with worse where botched circumcision ended up with no penis after that. There’s documentaries where this happened and they just told the parents to raise them as a girl. Unfortunately it also removes a protection from many stds making it more vulnerable to transfer them and the foreskin also lubricates and protects the gland at the end. Please read into why circumcising is so bad. And if it’s over a religious thing, **** you and your religion because that irrational thoughts have caused a lot of damage no matter the religion or justification.