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Mother's Day is sacred

By Anonymous - 13/05/2026 02:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to a note from my wife, saying that since I spent Father's Day golfing, she booked herself a spa day, so I could take care of our 4 kids and the house like she does every day. She ignored every single one of my calls and didn't even tell me what spa she went to. What mother does that to her family? FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By lachaisse - 12/05/2013 12:09 - United States - Vinton

Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML

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By A…… - 01/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my upcoming birthday. Mindful of our budget, I said I just wanted to relax at home all day and then get a nice dinner with her. She blew up and yelled that I'm "using my birthday to be a lazy slug." FML

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SAgirl 20

Wednesday 13 May 2026 9:26

Sounds like she deserves a spa day. Let her have her spa day, or is taking care of 4 kids and the house to hard for you?

jlc82 12

Wednesday 13 May 2026 12:22

1 that doesn't get any help from her husband

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SAgirl 20

Wednesday 13 May 2026 9:26

Sounds like she deserves a spa day. Let her have her spa day, or is taking care of 4 kids and the house to hard for you?

ellenness 9

Wednesday 13 May 2026 10:44

a tired and stressed one?

jlc82 12

Wednesday 13 May 2026 12:22

1 that doesn't get any help from her husband

DLBL 21

Wednesday 13 May 2026 12:54

Shame on you. She gets ONE day. Did you take your 4 kids golfing with you on your day? NO, you left them with Mother. Step up, dude.

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