Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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birds_fml 7

There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

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BeeSkwaird 0

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

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Fontario4 2

Well why not just give him some of her milk pump it out, it's not bad for him and some people breast feed their kids that long.

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hilhal 0

this is funny, but in no way is this an fml just saying

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anonymous45610 0

#1, the kid was saying that his sister is selfish for not sharing her breast milk, because he'd probably seen his mom breast feeding his sister and figured that all girls of all ages have breast milk.

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terran0 0

wow kids know alot the days

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rebelution 0

that's pretty freaking cute

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angelmuffins 0

I'd stop as soon as the bastards get teeth

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daeemann 1

That's when dad is like, "No, son. You're told now. Those breasts are only for daddy now." LoL.

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heysteph 2

I'm not sure what the invention of formula has to do with breastfeeding a four year old. Neither formula nor breastmilk is healthy for a child that old. If your kid is old enough to drink cows milk there's no reason for nursing of any type.

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