Miscellaneous: Matchmakers

Matchmakers

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML

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By Ginger - 03/10/2010 18:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Bunch of cons

By sauce - 24/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, after months of looking, my fiancé and I finally signed a lease. We are using my savings to pay for it. This apparently poses a "moral dilemma" for my in-laws, who think we should wait to be married. I'm paying for an apartment I'm not allowed to live in. FML

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Traditions suck

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm 21 and my parents expect me to get married before moving in with my boyfriend. We want to move overseas for our careers before marrying, but my parents think that “if that’s how things are going to be, then it’s best you break up. You need to uphold to our traditions.” I don't know what to do. FML

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Supportive

By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 10:19 - Australia

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML

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jts2 3

Monday 30 November 2009 13:10

Forced relationships? Is that even LEGAL?

bamzoozler 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:04

That's harsh, an arranged boyfriend?? jeez

Comments

lost_in_delirium 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:06

I would start the account, and start saving for a way out.

fml_mu 10

Friday 9 March 2012 11:43

Looking at it the positive side you now do not have to take the trouble to find a guy for you ;) And who knows? Maybe your choice would have been worse than what they have chosen for you! :P

JBsGirlee 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 17:29

Oh god

nandini710 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:09

are u indian

kkrazyangel 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:42

Maybe he's good looking! ;)

mkcherry 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 10:27

Thank god you live in America, where you don't have to marry the man they choose and they just have to deal with it.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 1:39

crazy but at least they love you. even if they are a bit controlling

Starham1 14

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:57

Wow. Japan is the only country in the world that still has arranged marriages. I will assume that you don't live in Japan. How ancient is your family?