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xmeatballx21 - - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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Spaghetti junction

superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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vmml97 - 17/08/2009 21:16 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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folfin 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

no, sounds like you just fired yourself.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 3 June 2011 19:36

Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.

shaniecerb 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:26

that made me laugh..if u try to imagine it happening,its funny.well,the akward silence part and then the dial tone..funny

rawrxchuck 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:16

you should have said, "because I didnt know what time you wanted me to come in"

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:51

*"Cause I hate you and I quit!"

HelloNoora1 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:25

what if he fired her because of missing that day?

pike1346 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:24

he must have been loaded up.

codyFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:14

that's not a FML? that's a fail on your bosses part?

Leota_fml 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:03

He seems like a dumb asshole, jst my opinion though.

silversonic75 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:58

If your boss forget they fired you yesterday, then it might be better not to work for them. What if they also forgot to pay you? I bet Donald Trump does the same thing to people all the time.