Intimacy, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Making whoopee - FML

Making whoopee

By Broken trust - 19/09/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML

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Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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You deserved it 244

By Heidi Jeanette - 14/11/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML

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You deserved it 4 919

Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 94

By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Spicy

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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You deserved it 5 839

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 6 713

By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 8 714

Change my mind

By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 01:59

Spicy

Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML

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You deserved it 396

Language, Timothy

By Anonymous - 30/05/2025 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML

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You deserved it 69

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 515

You deserved it 3 970

By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 430

You deserved it 11 758

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stickyface 16

Saturday 20 September 2025 16:14

Lawyer up immediately. Then throw her out. No trust, no marriage. She's on her own to figure it out.

IceTrees 15

Saturday 20 September 2025 22:20

SAVE ALL THAT INFO!!! RECEIPTS, RECEIPTS, RECEIPTS!!!! And like number one said, kick her to the curb like its Wednesday Trash Day!

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stickyface 16

Saturday 20 September 2025 16:14

Lawyer up immediately. Then throw her out. No trust, no marriage. She's on her own to figure it out.

IceTrees 15

Saturday 20 September 2025 22:20

SAVE ALL THAT INFO!!! RECEIPTS, RECEIPTS, RECEIPTS!!!! And like number one said, kick her to the curb like its Wednesday Trash Day!

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