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By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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Tradwife blues

By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Preggobride - 14/08/2018 23:35

Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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Stinky

By mechgineer - 14/09/2023 12:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, my wife is 20 weeks pregnant and today is the first day that my natural, clean scent makes her nauseous. We don’t have somewhere else I can sleep and we both work from home. Twenty more weeks to go. FML

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Crackers

By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00

Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up 2 hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:13

I think with the traveling he wouldn't do that too much so he doesn't have to keep stopping...but happy trails OP

hrhlovesrar 8

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:14

don't worry, yours will be worse (pregnancy farts) and you can get him back later!

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:05

Best part will be waking him up at 3 am to smell it, too. ;) If she's awake, he can be awake...and she can laugh at HIM!

AU_Lovebird 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:34

That's awful!!! just throw up on him! I bet that'll make him stop!!!

kerstileann 26

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:51

just do what i do with horrible smells : pull the collar of your shirt up to your nose it'll hook right on. i guess stick a bucket up your shirt aswell hahaha :)

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:03

Tell him he can either get GasX or get puked on, it's his choice. If he's deliberately triggering your morning sickness, I'd have some major words for him. Don't hesitate to contact his parents (assuming they are normal) and have them read him the riot act. That's their grandbaby growing in you...you don't need to be losing any extra nutrients (as well as the discomfort and the damage to your teeth and throat) just for his amusement. He's acting like a kid, time to recruit some help in telling him to grow the **** up. And congrats on the mom-to-be part! It's tough, but awesome!

kellyem2 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:05

Sucking on candied ginger is a godsend for a lot of people with morning sickness. If you find sitting in the car bothers your stomach too, hopefully that will take the edge off.