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Love story

theatreismylife - - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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snowinggrey - 19/02/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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Not so secret anymore

Lovenotes - 17/10/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

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Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Oh dear, oh no

Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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Mr. Smooth

funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML

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Monday 27 April 2009 10:08

You mean to tell me the English language doesn't make you hot? :(

junjouromantica 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:07

Now I see why you like him.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:35

How do you not deserve this? Ydi for "crushing" on a moron..

mimerino 9

Friday 6 January 2012 21:44

Well, if he doesn't know what a pronoun is, he's not worth it…

brevolorio 5

Friday 10 August 2012 13:42

I Read this wrong i thought he said what porno

RMC128 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 0:51

How old is this fellow. He can't be more than nine not knowing what a pronoun is. They teach this in primary school.

pop7467 7

Tuesday 16 October 2012 8:02

He doesn't know what a pronoun is!!?!

ZacharyPayne 1

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:54

What is a pronoun... I thought you were suppose to be over 17 to use this app??

jarobjent 17

Saturday 28 December 2013 7:29

Um... Depending on how old you are, he's pretty stupid for not knowing what a pronoun is.

Kyna_Bitch 16

Friday 14 February 2014 8:27

You could write a book with that vocabulary lol

flowerfliff 18

Wednesday 9 July 2014 22:43

How does he not know what a pronoun is?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 13:39

Why do you like an idiot?

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Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a Scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked, "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

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Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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