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SpiderMan - 12/03/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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Crudez0rz 0

Who the **** masturbates into a sock?!?! hahaha

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This_Guy 0

You might wanna check yourself for eggs.

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fcuk_mylife 0

haahahaha i think this was a FML because of the fact that you jerk off into socks, not because there was a spider living in it.

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Jenh42391 0

hahahah #34 you are hilarious! lol

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meandmoi_fml 0

It probably laid eggs into your urethra

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Art_Vandeley 0

I nver got why some men jerk off into a sock. I mean that is nasty. Use toiletpaper or a napkin. You can flush that down the toilet when you`r done.

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neocaster 0

Way to go, spiderfucker. This is why I always turn my spank sock inside out before I stick my jimmy in it.

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m0nicam0nster 0

HAHAHAHA this is one of my favorites, the comments too...

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TheAntiComment 0

gonna laugh when she laid eggs in your dick first male to need an abortion

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