Work: Lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce

By sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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By jobless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML

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By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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Objectification

By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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By NCanalyst - 11/11/2009 20:28 - Norway

Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML

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By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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Love is…

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Don't really see how that would effect the rest of the interview.

plethora 3

Friday 10 April 2009 16:04

How do you not know what day of the week it is? Especially if you have an important appointment like a job interview.

Comments

Vehicle 1

Friday 10 April 2009 17:15

If that keeps you from getting hired, there's something wrong with the dude.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:15

im gonna have to say... #19 FTW!

RandomCookie26 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:16

I did that just this morning dude, dont be ashamed because plenty of stoners dont know what day of the week it is. Well...Im not a stoner but include me in that group too. XD

tehninja 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:18

lolz @19 Honestly, if the rest of your interview went as great as you say it did, I wouldn't think it would reflect negatively on you too much. Simple mistake that everyone makes.

galad2003 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:24

Ever since I have been out of work I keep forgetting what day it is. Without my normal daily routine time just runs together now, so i can see how that happens. If you don't get the job becasue of that the guy is a douche and you are probably better off.

Leviathan_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:48

Submitted before friday? GOOD ONE. FAKER

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:48

Im a little confused. I think its because I cant work yet, so Ive never had a job interview. But what was wrong with the OP saying it is Saturday and not Friday?