Long time coming, probably

By Anonymous - 13/11/2025 03:00

Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 146
You deserved it 1 532

Same thing different taste

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"Over one night" Or rather, the straw that broke the camel's back most likely.

First, you don't punish someone you're in a relationship with, because that's gross and dysfunctional and you can do better. Second, that's your baby and your responsibility, not something you get to pick and choose to help with, like you're doing her a big favor. You're lucky she ever put up with you, because it doesn't sound like you deserve it.

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Good for her, you're a manchild & She and the child deserves better than you!

"Over one night" Or rather, the straw that broke the camel's back most likely.

First, you don't punish someone you're in a relationship with, because that's gross and dysfunctional and you can do better. Second, that's your baby and your responsibility, not something you get to pick and choose to help with, like you're doing her a big favor. You're lucky she ever put up with you, because it doesn't sound like you deserve it.

It's the 'I have no idea what I did' tone that gets me. Guy treats his gf and mother of his kid like absolute shit and then stands there in genuine confusion when she has the self respect to just walk away. Of course he did nothing wrong in the slightest...

49_Donuts 13

‘For disrespecting me in front of my friends’ - How insecure are you that you’d say something like this to your wife. YDI

"The divorce came out of nowhere!" 🤡 Stupid manchild. I hope you will have to pay huge amounts of child support and alimony for a very long time, with court mandated therapy (out of your pockets, of course).

rpy13 12

Oh, my dude… no no no… it’s not over one night. You sound like you behave like an ass AAAALLLL the time. Luckily for her, it’s the LAST night. Enjoy the suck!