LGBTQIA+ and Love: Late bloomer - FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

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adonis88 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:23

it's called being bi.

Oh__Shit 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:30

my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.

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rf6mohawk 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:57

hey if you and your love don't work out give me a call ;)

msmith1091 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:11

you said "learnt" you fail.

FoxFire_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:49

so? ur either Bi...or just have bad luck w/ladies....ppl think im gay BECAUSE i hang out with so many girls! u think u hav it bad?

gmc_blossom 21

Friday 31 January 2014 12:41

At least they don't think you're anything bad.

RhapsodyEternal 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:12

Being gay's more fun anyway. Seriously.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:09

Well if you have a crush on her you're probably not gay.

imhope 23

Tuesday 24 December 2013 2:36

Exactly!

crazylife12 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:00

If your confused about it experiment with it and you should tell her :)

Light_Ty 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:25

Homosexuality, Bisexuality, and Straight Sexuality are behaviors, you are not born gay, bi, or straight! It's a choice! Things like this become like, a chain of events...its pretty complicated to explain XP Just think about this, Ideas>Thoughts>Actions>BEHAVIORS>Legacy

Phallus_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:53

Number 20: LEARNED = LEARNT. Both forms are correct. You fail big time.

stepherneffernee 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 6:14

OMG. That sucks... Not the doubting part, the she thinks ur gay part.

MichelleSoFlyy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:46

MAYBE a little bisexual?

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