Kooky

By Anonymous - 15/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I gave birth two weeks early. Everyone is telling me I should be so happy she's healthy, but all I can think is how much I did not want a Taurus baby. I wanted a Gemini baby. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63
You deserved it 1 574

Same thing different taste

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Really? Some people beg and wait years for children a s you’re upset about your baby’s zodiac sign? Astrology is pseudoscience. Please go touch grass and be lucky your baby is okay. Dumb

roryab 8

and all that baby is thinking i really wanted a normal mom but dad had to **** an astrology chick the point isboth of you are disappointed

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Really? Some people beg and wait years for children a s you’re upset about your baby’s zodiac sign? Astrology is pseudoscience. Please go touch grass and be lucky your baby is okay. Dumb

Caitlin Elizabeth Tanner 15

Taurus babies are sooo fun!! Stubborn, but fun!

The only celestial bodies that affect earth are sun and moon with gravity. No other veryyyyyyyy distant stars have an effect. Astrology is just BS, based on Barnum effect.

Oh, boo-effing-hoo. Get over yourself.

roryab 8

and all that baby is thinking i really wanted a normal mom but dad had to **** an astrology chick the point isboth of you are disappointed

You ******* idiot! Star signs are bullshit. The fact that identical twins don’t suffer the same fate should tell you all you need to know, but it appears you’re not smart enough to understand this. If star signs had a shred of truth to them, you’d be required to declare them on your CV.

poopface82 23

You love the child you have, not the child you wanted. That extends to astrology.

FFS Astrology is fake and worthless. Congratulations on your healthy child, you ungrateful twat.

Everyone has said what needs to be said so I'll just add my vote that you're a ******* moron. Congratulations on your healthy baby and do try not to abuse your daughter because sHe'S NoT a gEMiNi, whaaaaaa. Sheesh, some people 🤦