Flooding, Cute and Kids: Kids will be kids

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

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By stew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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khemist_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:18

smart kid

eminemchick 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:21

frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D

Comments

mssdotches 17

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:48

Adorable kid :) !

mrbigblackspooky 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:06

penis

unmistakablyamaz 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:15

Hence why I'm never having kids. What's up with everyone finding this cute? The kid deserves a good old fashioned ass whoopin' for that. Or whatever form of discipline his parents use. Sure, he might have been smart for his "clever idea". But, it's definitely not cute when you're the parent of a child who acts this way. OP better get that boy under control while he's young before they have bigger problems with him in the future. Just sayin'...

LilaBear 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:47

The parent should have been more clear that he couldn't play in the sprinkler. If he's only 4, and his mother/father simply said he couldn't run in the sprinkler outside, he may have honestly thought it was ok to bring the sprinkler inside (this depends on the individual child). In that case no, he doesn't deserve "an ass-whoopin". However, if he was ten, and clearly old enough to know better, then yes, he would deserve it.