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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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Scary

By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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Showered

By stew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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khemist_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:18

smart kid

eminemchick 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:21

frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D

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eminemchick 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:12

get blasted off into space

ksheets97 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:13

Aww, look at that! He watered your plants:)

lidemocr 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:22

Ruin the entire interior? Wow you're a genius!

Aarondabass 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:24

Fml. I can relate.

missIrene 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:24

Haha that's cute.

KSants7 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:29

But didnt he go outside to get the sprinkler.. ?

wierdos_rule 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:33

Awwwww...... So cute! Sorry though fyl

raelynn00 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:34

I would find that adorable lol

humblehorzelove 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:37

But doesn't the kid have to go outside to get the sprinkler? So really he didn't listen.

betabyte 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:38

lol

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