Kids: Kids say the funniest things

Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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By anniethemoth - 15/07/2022 16:00

Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML

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Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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Awkward silence

By kayin - 10/12/2010 01:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Notpunny - 18/04/2016 22:58 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML

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By boyo - 21/05/2009 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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You deserved it 1 670

By Foot In Mouth - 05/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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Toxic masculinity

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 18:00

Today, my great-grandfather had his arm blown off in the army and used the splintered bone to stab an enemy soldier, and got a goddamn medal for it, and yet I just watched my grown-ass son squealing like a bitch for over 10 minutes because he got a splinter in his toe. How far we’ve fallen. FML

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jeck_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:57

That is so messed up. Poor guy. FHL.

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Monday 18 May 2009 9:59

Wow, I hope you told her that is not acceptable. I mean it's alright to disagree with something, but to say that to a veteran? The Vietnam veterans come to mind on this one. They had to deal with people like this. I'm just sickened on this one. I was hoping I would never have to read this again. I hope she doesn't turn into one of those crazy Kanses Baptists type of people. Where ever they're from.

arques 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:06

Hey at least your kid knows that it's wrong to kill people. Just teach her a little more courtesy and she'll be fine.

lolwut_fail 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:08

You've raised your daughter well.

mezentius 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:09

#9 - She's only right if everybody simultaneously decides to think the same way. What if America, Britain, and the USSR had decided to think like that in the 40s, but Germany hadn't? Pacifism is a bit like socialism, in that if one guy decides to screw everybody else he can do so very easily, except on an international scale.

asdtertrwttewt 2

Monday 18 May 2009 10:11

Abort. Retry.

BlueBery 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:11

Your daughter is on her way to becoming a fine citizen. Whether you agree with war or not, I hope you made her apologize and told her that it is never acceptable to say things like that to anyone.

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Monday 18 May 2009 10:13

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stiles_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:16

what was his reaction

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Monday 18 May 2009 10:19

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Monday 18 May 2009 10:19

Wow way to go for your daughter. (^_^) Thats brilliant your six year old is smart enough to say something like that, she's going to grow up a feisty one. LOL