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Just take the W

By sexy…i guess - 02/08/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 429

You deserved it 98

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 257

You deserved it 33

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 817

You deserved it 2 094

By smallfrie32 - 23/11/2010 05:22

Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 195

You deserved it 4 544

I get around

By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 260

You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 107

You deserved it 4 453

By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 399

You deserved it 3 642

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 512

You deserved it 2 529

By drucle - 18/03/2016 12:49 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 936

You deserved it 16 241

Bothered

By Disgusted - 04/11/2025 22:00

Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 450

You deserved it 133

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 039

You deserved it 3 974

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 3 August 2025 2:25

As long as it's not mutual, buddy.

The_Real_Cvh 10

Sunday 3 August 2025 4:02

If you’re 10 then it’s all good

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 3 August 2025 2:25

As long as it's not mutual, buddy.

The_Real_Cvh 10

Sunday 3 August 2025 4:02

If you’re 10 then it’s all good

Jeeper1 6

Sunday 3 August 2025 18:24

For your own sake make sure you are never, ever in a situation where you are alone with them.

Paul Hext 7

Sunday 3 August 2025 20:06

Make a diary note for ten years' time!

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Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 223

You deserved it 3 795

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 526

You deserved it 4 812

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 938

You deserved it 155

Today, the friend I recommended for a job at my workplace is getting fired for being one of the worst people they have ever hired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 341

You deserved it 856

Today, the girl I have a crush on posted on her Instagram story: “Best present ever from the most amazing guy ever!” One of my friends gave her the same item I got her for her birthday last month. When I gave it to her, she nonchalantly said, “Cool, thanks.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 390

You deserved it 122

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 440

You deserved it 3 029

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Same thing different taste

I get around

Bothered

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