Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Judgmental much!?

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 1 962

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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You deserved it 4 803

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

Comments

Stakeout 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:18

what a bitch of a mother

puhffft 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:22

@ #8 Seriously. I was put on birth control to help control my migraines/cramps. The fact that it helped clear up my skin was an added bonus. I <3 levonorgestrel and ethinyl estradiol! @ OP You mom's a jerk. I don't know what her issue is, but shouldn't treat her child that way. She shouldn't treat _anyone_ that way. I know it's hard to hear a comment like that and not get offended by it. Just try not to take her words to heart. It's very likely that something else is behind all of the malice and aggression.

bummer_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:22

wow, that something my mom would say if she found my birth control pills... and person on top of me ^^^ OH MY GOD YESS

rocklare18 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:50

at the end of ur post made me ****

mfbabyyy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:25

taking birth control pills doesnt mean youre a *****. it just means youre trying to be safe in what you choose to do. my mom personally took me to get on it.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:25

WHOA. That isn't something a mom should say in ANY situation. Bad parenting!! x(

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:25

What a nice lady. I hope she falls under a bus or something.

Golden_fml 1

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:26

Wtf? It means you're being safe and responsible.

life_is_a_hooker 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:29

Slap that bitch! I can't believe that just because you don't want to be a mom just yet and you're being sensible, she calls you a *****... Did she ever apologize to you? And WTF? She always thought you were? What parent says that to their child?