Parenting and Money: It's the final countdown

It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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Narcissistic parents FTW

By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

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A bit rich

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML

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You deserved it 103

Outrageous

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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Selfish

By Anon - 10/10/2011 15:24 - Canada

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

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You deserved it 2 642

By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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You deserved it 1 606

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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enonymous 8

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:01

I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited

Chinnithy 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:09

Pay her back in pennies.

Comments

Love_Addict 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:02

I wouldn't ever pay her back. That sucks she should've warned you. I d tell her b*tch I didn't ask u to give birth to me.

G6chick 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:48

ur moms a crap mom

wildgirl1326 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:32

thts gotta suckk

britt777wade 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:25

Are you serious!!! lol

tamralee 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:30

ask her how she would like it if her parents did that to her..

Bizz_Bossin_Bx 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:31

burn it!!!

guitarspro 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:09

after your 18 she cant make you do anything

iloveyuh21 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:45

funny bt messed up !

just_cr1s 4

Monday 13 June 2011 11:42

It's her responsibility to pay for your shit. if she was going to make you pay her back she should have just used a freakin' condom.

asia3pea90 13

Monday 13 June 2011 13:34

what the **** your mom needs to get a ******* life....seriously. -_-

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