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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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fmyTINA 0

Haven't you ever seen snow dogs? for dominance your supposed to bite them in the ear.

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fermata 0

This is the funniest FML I've read in a loooooooooooooooooooong time.

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blahblah444 0

lmao #12. & #19...so true! your just weird...whether this is true or made up....you still have some serious problems...or are on some serious drugs, so u should probably get off fmylife.com & get some SERIOUS help.

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YouMustBe_Joking 0

Hahahahhahah that's ******* comic gold.

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Horsegal 0

Wow. lol. That is NOT the way to correct a dog!!!!

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Shizden 0

Kinky... Did your mom join in too?

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