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Dog fart - - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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goliatron 9

You must be a douche, so YDI.

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lucy44_fml 0

I thought it said CRAP machine at first lol.

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guitarheropimp2 0

one of my favorites so far. like something done on jackass

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badbowtie 0

That's effing hilarious!!!

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Icarus_II 0

I'm assuming your the kid trying to inject oxycottin? I think your dad caught you there, now nasal injections? What a druggie. Your dog served you well then.

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