It's a gas gas gas

By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 380
You deserved it 4 008
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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lickmyjock 0

don't understand why the fml? did it taste bad or something?

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chellinha93 0

no it didnt taste bad, it actually smelled bad. that sucks OP.

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Shokz992 0

Are you... Are you really that retarded?

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saranottelling 7

Have you ever smelled dog farts?

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FerrariCake 2

#43 might be funnier than the original post: "So you got concentrated dog fart injected directly into your nose. Why is that an FML?" Apparently this happens all the time at #43's house.

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Ferrari_F50 0

do you know how you could have avoided this? BY DOING GOOD IN SCHOOL and NOT BEING LAZY. because if you did that, you would have a real job and not work in a factory were you developed a need for that sleep thing!

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yaface 0

Actually, CPAP machines are usually used for people who actually have a thing called obstructive sleep apnoea, which isn't related to working in a factory... It's a proper condition where you have periods during the night where you cannot breath and wake up feeling like you're choking. It also causes very loud snoring. A CPAP machine keeps the air at a constant pressure that keeps the airway open and so prevents snoring and apnoeas. Don't talk about things you don't understand, because this is the internets and there are lots of people who know better.

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piinkbunnii 1

Sounds like you're reciting the side effects for an advertisement. >.<

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AnRom 0

this is wonderfully disgusting and hilarious!

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grog_fml 3

hahahahahaha that suckks but wow is that hilarious!!

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tb15 0

I predict that some ignorant a$$hole is going to say that she deserves it for having a CPAP

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iSitt 0

yeah sure blame the dog

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WONDERWB 2

I can't stop laughing. There are tears. That's hysterical.

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