Kids: In training

In training

By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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Pride and joy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2025 00:00

Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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theanonymoose 3

Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

madderakka 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:25

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

Comments

HBubble 3

Monday 16 November 2009 13:28

Hey at least he's thinking about it and not just doing it anywhere.

bored690 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:36

He probably saw the cat do it lol

Jimboom 11

Monday 16 November 2009 13:38

Should have said "Isn't that cute.... BUT IT'S WRONG!!!" and then rubbed his face in it. ;-)

AkihiroHattori5 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:03

ROFL! I miss 2 Stupid Dogs =( OP (whatever that stands for): Zannen desu lol but still funny

ladidalisa 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:08

I don't know what OP means either.

nnnihad 6

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:32

where did you quote that from?

shaubygal 11

Friday 7 October 2011 9:34

original poster

startafire 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:46

Now if you can teach the cat to use the toilet...

youthink_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:00

Not an FML.

softball_yes 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:01

not an fml, try MLIA your sons a cat for heavens sake(:

MamaC_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 15:00

Ah man, that's gotta be frustrating. But all you have to do now is get him to understand the potty is the human litterbox. And I can totally see my son doing this when we get to potty-train him, LOL.