Today, I was at work and we had a shop lifter, my manager asked...

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2018 10:47 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, I was at work and we had a shop lifter, my manager asked me to call the police. Me being petrified to call the police I asked him if he knew the number for the police. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 10 November 2018 3:32

He's British, which means the shoplifter would only get a stern talking to, if the police actually bothered to show up.

Emma Marshall 19

Friday 9 November 2018 23:24

Why would you be scared to call the cops

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Emma Marshall 19

Friday 9 November 2018 23:24

Why would you be scared to call the cops

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 10 November 2018 3:32

He's British, which means the shoplifter would only get a stern talking to, if the police actually bothered to show up.

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