Star Wars and Work: I think we're alone now

I think we're alone now

By lopez - 16/12/2008 03:58 - France

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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You deserved it 155

By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 34 755

We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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You deserved it 13 414

By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 156

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 743

Emergency

By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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You deserved it 33 968

By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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Lifedoutcobra 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:20

Hahahah he was in the ******* bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:17

Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!

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RedWriter 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:00

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YeTi_MaNN 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:40

Oh calm down, he is obviously just having some fun. Not everyone is as perfect and cool as you in every possible way.

HamsteronA 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:08

he's not cool. fact. op is very. fact.

validus 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 8:57

whoa, take it easy. hes just having some fun geez.

lexxyolivia 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:12

no need to be an ass.

ichikibobivopula 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:21

get a sense of fun, mr. boring-as-hell

newmandotcom 6

Friday 9 December 2011 14:42

You are never to old to be a Jedi. I am a Jedi. My religion on my dog-tags, in the marine corps, said Jedi

jmelsha11 11

Friday 30 December 2011 7:47

Jesus, just calm Down...

Demonfish 14

Friday 10 February 2012 21:48

Uncalled for dude, Jedi rule!

ItsJustMe1616 26

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:35

22 is just pissed off that OP is perfectly comfortable being himself and is probably jealous of the fact that OP clearly doesn't have to pretend to someone else just to have friends :)

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 7 December 2015 6:15

Calm your **** and learn to laugh.

Atara223 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:31

Never has an FML made me laugh this hard.

blehblooblah 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:13

I think I just fell in love with you.

Cpt_Obvious88 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:22

Dude, I won't lie, i've done that before too, i just didn't get caught lol

mh_mini 0

Friday 13 November 2009 6:59

oh man i laughed so much. i hope your boss had a sense of humor.

Hurt16 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:44

I do this all the time... when I'm bored n think I'm alone I do the dumbest funniest things n I always get caught at my most akward moments all you cab really do is laugh about it really