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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 00:45 - United States - Woodbridge

I recently found out that I am facing a double mastectomy and a hysterectomy. I broke down crying, and my husband had his friends wife console me so he could play a board game. Tonight his female friend called in crisis and he literally ran out the door. FML

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