Dogs, Gross and Animals: I'm fine, this is fine - FML

I'm fine, this is fine

By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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You deserved it 3 662

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 725

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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Psycho

By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

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Jenmaree 9

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:43

Dump her. Seriously.

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:52

I guess feeding your nose nuggets to your dog promotes bonding. How old is your girlfriend, 10? I won't even ask if she's hot. No amount of hotness can make up for this. She's a sickie.

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:25

haha "nose nuggets" (:

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:25

indeed

xSchreckYx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:57

What is wrong with your girlfriend? Is she like 4?

BoneDaddy69 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:04

nasty

PurpleSquirrel 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:15

LOL #8 = win

RebelFriend 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:24

Not exactly a FYL but pretty funny.

sevlen 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:36

lol nice

D3kl3 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:36

im sure your gf would do that. I call fake.

coolsteve 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:37

S'not that bad

dragonwarrior 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:40

Dude your girl is nasty! I would dump her in a heartbeat!

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