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I'm a loser baby

By cooldude - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

jjtivey97 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 20:12

to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped

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ToNstAAr 8

Friday 2 July 2010 0:28

Lol what did you say back?

just_laugh_along 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:35

And you took him seriously, why?

skuxboy 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:37

damn dude if u were called a looser then watt is he haha but srsllyy I'm guessing u look even more worse then he does lmao

gaga_fierce 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:42

LMFAOOO

bunniebabe 0

Friday 2 July 2010 0:52

that sucks... alot

dude1122332 9

Friday 2 July 2010 0:56

haha

derschadenfreude 5

Friday 2 July 2010 1:29

YDI for caring about the opinion of an old man wearing, pink flip flops and driving a purple moped

ragsy 7

Friday 2 July 2010 1:54

Who cares? Consider the source.

_bill_h 0

Friday 2 July 2010 2:22

Ha! Loser...

DRockBod87 0

Friday 2 July 2010 2:27

maybe it's because you are a loser and the old man was just letting you know, you should thank him for correcting your view of seeing yourself as cool and accept that you're a loser

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