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I'm a loser baby

cooldude - - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

jjtivey97 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 20:12

to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped

OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:37

lol

OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lololol ur mom lololloooolollollol1oo1!!1111!!1!1!1! Holy idiot, Batman. I'm as thick as two short planks!

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Thursday 1 July 2010 22:43

Speaking of losers.

Kadz184 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lol fail

aquarist 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:58

Wearing pink flip flops and riding a purple moped? That guy sounds awesome.

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Thursday 1 July 2010 23:01

I wonder what the old guy thinks a normal person should look like

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Thursday 1 July 2010 23:04

I modded this in!!! (Not really... I just can't think of anything stupider to say at the moment. Sorry...)

MaraMacK 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:09

ydi cause you must really suck if "that" called you a loser...

dugumit 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:13

well join the rainbow brigade and then u will become a big gay winner like him.

DJortiz31 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:15

haha I agree wit 60 u must b wearing something pretty bad if he called u a looser lol

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Thursday 1 July 2010 23:23

ahahaha, nice! you should not have taunted him

phippsy95 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:34

seriously, when I'm older I hope I'm like that guy

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Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said, "You don't want those, they're for men." I asked what the difference was. He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered, "Men have a penis." FML

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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