I love your work!

By Anonymous - 24/03/2025 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
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Same thing different taste

Who are you? Who am I?

By Anonymous - 05/05/2025 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
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Perry Winkle 6

Was it a real tiger instead of Tony? I hate it when that happens!

I hear a lot of people in New York look like Count Chocula. Easy mistake to make.

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Odds of dating a celebrity are pretty low, you should have asked them out.

Perry Winkle 6

Was it a real tiger instead of Tony? I hate it when that happens!

GoogieWithers 23

You were obviously 'lucky' that you were 'charm'-ed by them.

I hear a lot of people in New York look like Count Chocula. Easy mistake to make.