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By TheNicce01 - 06/05/2018 01:27

Today, I introduced my crush, who had no idea I liked her, to my best friend because she was lonely. Everything goes on normally and I finally get the guts to ask her out, and just before I did she told me that she and my best friend started dating. The worst part, my best friend knew I had a crush on her. FML

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rico71 5

Tuesday 8 May 2018 1:29

What kind of best friend is that.

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rico71 5

Tuesday 8 May 2018 1:29

What kind of best friend is that.

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