Miscellaneous: I have been allergic to chocolate my whole 25 years of existence.... - FML

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By enriquethecow - 30/03/2016 22:45

I have been allergic to chocolate my whole 25 years of existence. I recently took the test and found out that it wore away with age. My friends and I celebrated by buying me a huge chocolate cake. I took the biggest slice, only to find out I don't like chocolate. FML

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