Love, Weird and Awkward: I can explain - FML

I can explain

By SLEEPLESS - 07/09/2026 09:00 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I have my bedroom window covered in tinfoil, since there is an insanely bright streetlight right outside my window and nothing else works to block it so when I brought a girl back to my place and she opened the blinds, she saw the tinfoil and stared in horror. I tried to explain but she just stared and stared. FML

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TomeDr 24

Monday 7 September 2026 14:16

I suggest room darkening curtains. The streetlight outside my house shines directly onto my bed, so they’ve been a godsend. Once my neighbor had a small fire in his basement and with those curtains, I didn’t even see the firetruck’s lights.

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