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By CasinoGuy - 31/07/2016 17:56 - United States

I am a security officer at a local casino. We often have to throw people out who are under the influence of drugs or for loitering. Today was the day that I had to throw out a guy high on meth who decided to run through the casino stark naked wiping his junk on guests. I had to tackle him down.
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iamdman 22

Thank you for your service, you are an American hero. Seriously though, private security is a necessary messy evil. I'm sure this won't be the strangest thing you do in your career.

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Well, gives you a good time to ask for a raise..

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Well, gives you a good time to ask for a raise..

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iamdman 22

Thank you for your service, you are an American hero. Seriously though, private security is a necessary messy evil. I'm sure this won't be the strangest thing you do in your career.

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garbagelikeme 4

oh geez... that sucks... but my real question is how did you post that without the required "Today," in the beginning?????

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Spartan_Spar 15

**** I just noticed that. How the **** did he get past that?

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r83839 22

It's a Nearly FML. It hasn't been published yet.

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