Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
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Luckster 0

I don't want to be mean....but this is what cordless phones and cell phones were invented for....

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Mikuo 0

I hate telemarketers. FYL

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South_Park_Shay 0

Dude. They're not gonna bring their freaking CELL into the BATHROOM.

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hofmann911 0

most people tend to keep their cell phone in their pocket so...

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anniebananie 3

I always have my cell with me, even in the bathroom.. I usually place it next to the sink or on top of the toilet tank, so that it doesn't fall out of my back pocket. I thought most people did that..?

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anniebananie 3

It can happen while you're pulling your pants down... Personally (sorry if TMI), I don't pull my pants down, then sit; I do it in one swift motion where I'm pulling my pants down as my butt is already hanging over the toilet.. so a phone could easily slip out.

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Flutist 3

Sorry is this TMI, when the poop doesn't come out I sing to it. "Come on turtle head you can do it!" And then, my god this isn't too much is it? No, you look a little peaked. Anyways, sometimes I ask the person sitting next to me if they name their *****, like #2 or the almighty ass stretcher or something like that. Anyways, if it is a good one I take pictures. I have one that looks like Pikachu and one in the shape of Texas. i even go through other people's poop. I learned my boyfriend likes boys that way--don't ask--and well... wait...where are you going...? Sigh. I lose more friends that way.

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D_I_L_D_O 0

why didnt u just bring the phone into the bathroom

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StaticDown 0

I second that. So goddam annoying and they never shut up!

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HollyDolly660 8

Ok, anybody who suggests this woman should bring her cell into the bathroom with her clearly isn't reading the post correctly. It says she was "waiting at home", which clearly means it was a call to her house and not her cell. Who waits around at home for a cell phone call?! And MAYBE, she doesn't have a cordless phone. Half the phones in my house have cords, so you can't take them in the bathroom. Besides, who wants to answer the phone while peeing? What if the person on the other line hears the tinkling? Exactly.

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SeximusPrime 0

That's Murphy's law for you. Whenever you wait for a massive important phone call, you'll get a bazillion crap calls.

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youlose_ 0

VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!!! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!!! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!!!

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Byrnevictim 0

Wow, you stubbed your toe. Big ******* deal. How is your life ******?

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seanreddog 4

The trail of shit from the restroom to the phone isn't gonna be too fun to clean up. And he had to listen to a telemarketer! How is his life not ******?

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hofmann911 0

haha way to pay attention man its a woman not a man

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blackwidowtaco 31

Apparently, you've never endured the severe pain of a stubbed toe or getting your hopes up only to be let down.

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